The great(est) Dane (Cook)
shitmystudentswrite: William Shakespeare was perhaps the greatest Dane Cook to spawn out of his era, and his ability to create comic verse should not go unlooked. And Shakespeare spins some more in his grave.
Brownies, cookies, or cake?
Brownies, because they’re like a combination of the other two. Ask me anything
thefrogman: Otis vs The TARDIS I decided to let Otis play with my spinning TARDIS toy. Havoc ensued.
Please admire my self-restraint
What I see when I look at the recent People magazine cover of Jessica Simpson and her baby: A happy mother and her sleepy baby. What the MIL sees looking at the same picture: “Isn’t this the fattest baby you ever saw? Look how fat she is! Her head looks like a melon. Of course Jessica was fat — really really fat. She still is.” This, by the way, coming from a woman who...
“Ill” by the Indelicates. I found out...
“Ol’ 55” by the Eagles. I like...
How do you take your coffee?
I don’t. Ever. Ask me anything
“The Chauffeur” by Duran Duran.
Dire Straits, “Ride Across the River”.
Dire Straits, “So Far Away”.
“Strangelove” by Depeche Mode.
Like many families, mine has some traditions centering around birthday celebrations. For instance, on their birthdays, I pick out presents for my husband and my two kids. And they get to choose what restaurant the family will go to for dinner on their special days (or as close to them as we can manage). Tomorrow is my birthday. Per my family’s birthday tradition, I’ve already bought...
“See You” by Depeche Mode.